Yo Momma So...

Yo mama so short...she has to use a ladder...to use a ladder :~o

lol... corny!!!... but I laugh at corny!

Corny...corny..okay then bring it. Give me your best shot if you dare...... suckers
Calling all challengers :c)

P.S. No internet google stuff. Old school...think it up yourself...

hahaaa... lol... yo momma so po she hang toilet paper out to dry!!!

oooooh....cold.

Yo momma so skinny, she can pick her teeth with her feet...

lol... okay Dr. Glover this is my last one but I just couldn't let that one ride...
Yo Momma's so fat when she fell in love... she broke it!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh.....hahaha...

Yo momma so dumb...when people ask she what time it is she says...WHEN...ooooohhh

Yo momma so ugly...when she was born the doctor slapped your grandparents...

I know ya'll can bring it better than that...400 years of jokes and that's all you can do?

Where are the ladies...scared!

Yo momma breath so bad...LAFD uses her for crowd control....in yo face.

Mr. Hot breath having momma Roderick...

Yo momma breath so hot...the fire department won't let her pump gas and talk at the same time...

And to you Ms. Colette...yo momma's house so nasty...the roaches turned her into the public health...oooohhhh

Do ya'll realize that our younger generations think yo momma jokes are a new invention of MTV...how sad!

We need to teach them to do this rather than shooting each other. Sure they may end up this a fat lip if the jokes get too personal...but they'll live.

Yo Mamma so stupid the weather man said it's chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Now one of my personal favorites:

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
LOL that has me crying everytime I think about it.

Or.....Yo Momma is so ugly when she was a kid your grandparents had to tie pork chop bones around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!!!

Or Yo Momma is so poor she has to put a item on the dollar menu on lay away!

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind!!!
Wow bringing some REAL old stuff out for you all.......

To my new friend brother Johnson...I know u ain't talkin bout nobody momma.

Yo momma so buck wild...Bobby, Witney Lil Wayne and Rick James held an intervention to get her to slow done...lmbao

You momma so dumb and hair's so short...somebody told her to try corn rolls...so she went to Lowes and asked them how to plant corn on her head! That's for all ya.

I can double em up...all new...all freshy from the dome...

Oh u got me... lol

Rod,

one about ya momma and Eve is the winner!!!!!

Okay they are about to close the aircraft door and I need to turn this thing off...so here is my last one...

Yo momma so dumb and cooks so bad...one day she tried to make "poke chops" by "poking" your daddy's chops with a fork...she kept saying..."I don't know why this aint working"...oooooooooooh

Yo momma so nasty when I asked her for a Bluetooth, she took out her dentures

good night all...one love!

Oh we haven't left yet...you will get yours in the morning Gregory...

Okay you all are still at it huh? Well about these? BROTHER GLOVER!!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

HA HA HA I AM DONE!!!!

OK, this is an original nuckas:
YO MOMMA SO DUMB, I TOLD HER TO GET ONLINE AND GOOGLE ME, AND SHE SAT ON YOUR ROUTER WITH SOME BINOCULARS...
YO MOMMA SO DAM FAT, WHEN SHE FINALLY GOT 'ON LINE' MY CONNECTION DROPPED.

Will<

Yo momma so ashy...she walked past a football field and the grounds keepers tried to roll her on the ground to make the yard lines.

Rod,

Yo momma so dumb...I told her to go online and she said..."it's too hot outside...I ain't standing in noboby line"

OOOH Yeah Gregory,

Yo momma sooooo fat, she had to get a building permit to have her bed installed...

I got jokes for days...ya'll don't want this :~)

And finally...brother Russell,

Yo momma underwear so nasty...she has to dispose of them at Yucca Mountain...nuclear nasty!

Mister Johnson you coming at me huh?
Well.......
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "s*x" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Brother Glover....
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
And since your in the Air Force and I was in the Navy:

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

HA HA Now come back from that!!!!!

I am waiting!!!!