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Dr. Ahmad Glover · Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 10:53AM · 1356 views
As I sit here thinking about the greatness of my ethnicity...it strikes me that my people have a proud history of being able to laugh at ourselves. Even in our worst hour we find a way to laugh.

Yes, other groups have jokes and laughter...but we are the masters of "Your Mother Jokes (Mumma, Mama, Mamma, Moma, Momma...I hope I covered all the ways we say it:).

So to ensure we stay true to the game...and remain well-rounded; what you got? Give me your best Yo Momma Jokes?

Comments (37)

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 11:44AM

Yo mama so short...she has to use a ladder...to use a ladder :~o

Antre Drummer Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:02PM

lol... corny!!!... but I laugh at corny!

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:37PM

Corny...corny..okay then bring it. Give me your best shot if you dare...... suckers
Calling all challengers :c)

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:39PM

P.S. No internet google stuff. Old school...think it up yourself...

Antre Drummer Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:43PM

hahaaa... lol... yo momma so po she hang toilet paper out to dry!!!

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:52PM

oooooh....cold.

Yo momma so skinny, she can pick her teeth with her feet...

Antre Drummer Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:58PM

lol... okay Dr. Glover this is my last one but I just couldn't let that one ride...
Yo Momma's so fat when she fell in love... she broke it!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh.....hahaha...

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:32PM

Yo momma so dumb...when people ask she what time it is she says...WHEN...ooooohhh

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:34PM

Yo momma so ugly...when she was born the doctor slapped your grandparents...

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:42PM

I know ya'll can bring it better than that...400 years of jokes and that's all you can do?

Where are the ladies...scared!

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:21PM


Yo momma breath so bad...LAFD uses her for crowd control....in yo face.

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:23PM

Mr. Hot breath having momma Roderick...

Yo momma breath so hot...the fire department won't let her pump gas and talk at the same time...

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:27PM

And to you Ms. Colette...yo momma's house so nasty...the roaches turned her into the public health...oooohhhh

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:50PM

Do ya'll realize that our younger generations think yo momma jokes are a new invention of MTV...how sad!

We need to teach them to do this rather than shooting each other. Sure they may end up this a fat lip if the jokes get too personal...but they'll live.

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:40PM

Yo Mamma so stupid the weather man said it's chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:43PM

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:44PM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:45PM

Now one of my personal favorites:

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
LOL that has me crying everytime I think about it.

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:46PM

Or.....Yo Momma is so ugly when she was a kid your grandparents had to tie pork chop bones around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!!!

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:48PM

Or Yo Momma is so poor she has to put a item on the dollar menu on lay away!

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:49PM

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind!!!
Wow bringing some REAL old stuff out for you all.......

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:04PM

To my new friend brother Johnson...I know u ain't talkin bout nobody momma.

Yo momma so buck wild...Bobby, Witney Lil Wayne and Rick James held an intervention to get her to slow done...lmbao

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:05PM

You momma so dumb and hair's so short...somebody told her to try corn rolls...so she went to Lowes and asked them how to plant corn on her head! That's for all ya.

I can double em up...all new...all freshy from the dome...

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:09PM

Oh u got me... lol

GREGORY GULLEY Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM

Rod,

one about ya momma and Eve is the winner!!!!!

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM

Okay they are about to close the aircraft door and I need to turn this thing off...so here is my last one...

Yo momma so dumb and cooks so bad...one day she tried to make "poke chops" by "poking" your daddy's chops with a fork...she kept saying..."I don't know why this aint working"...oooooooooooh

GREGORY GULLEY Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM

Yo momma so nasty when I asked her for a Bluetooth, she took out her dentures

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:16PM

good night all...one love!

Dr. Ahmad Glover Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:18PM

Oh we haven't left yet...you will get yours in the morning Gregory...

Russell Penman Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:47PM

Okay you all are still at it huh? Well about these? BROTHER GLOVER!!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

HA HA HA I AM DONE!!!!

Will Moss Friday, August 8th 2008 at 5:38PM

OK, this is an original nuckas:
YO MOMMA SO DUMB, I TOLD HER TO GET ONLINE AND GOOGLE ME, AND SHE SAT ON YOUR ROUTER WITH SOME BINOCULARS...
YO MOMMA SO DAM FAT, WHEN SHE FINALLY GOT 'ON LINE' MY CONNECTION DROPPED.

Dr. Ahmad Glover Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:52AM

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Yo momma so ashy...she walked past a football field and the grounds keepers tried to roll her on the ground to make the yard lines.

Dr. Ahmad Glover Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:56AM

Rod,

Yo momma so dumb...I told her to go online and she said..."it's too hot outside...I ain't standing in noboby line"

Dr. Ahmad Glover Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:58AM

OOOH Yeah Gregory,

Yo momma sooooo fat, she had to get a building permit to have her bed installed...

I got jokes for days...ya'll don't want this :~)

Dr. Ahmad Glover Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 4:09PM

And finally...brother Russell,

Yo momma underwear so nasty...she has to dispose of them at Yucca Mountain...nuclear nasty!

Russell Penman Sunday, August 10th 2008 at 7:38AM

Mister Johnson you coming at me huh?
Well.......
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "s*x" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Russell Penman Sunday, August 10th 2008 at 7:41AM

Brother Glover....
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
And since your in the Air Force and I was in the Navy:

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

HA HA Now come back from that!!!!!

I am waiting!!!!

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